true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
"consent" isn’t really consent if you pressure someone into giving it!!!!!!!!!
I FINALLY FOUND IT
my life is complete i’ve only seen the last gif i have tears in my eyes i just
why settle for the animated gifs alone
FUCK HE IS EVERYTHING I NEED TO BE IN LIFE
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out